I once ordered a pizza bomba at Sole Mio, the next morning my toilet found out where the bomba stands for..
Does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me?
I once got hit on by a person with down syndrome.
I'm just going to play ONE game of League of Legends!
Everyone thinks I'm studying, while all I do is smoke weed and watch South Park all day.
Blok = shaved on 22-12-2014 > beard on 29-12-2014.
Pink markers are the shit. #beetjegayisok
My level of sarcasm has come to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. #sorrynotsorry
I wish I could lay down in someone elses arms at night, now I have to cuddle my pillow, which is pretty sad.
Sometimes when I play 'de slimste mens' on my phone I google the answer on my pc.
That moment when you accidently mark a (sub)title in the wrong color of your hierarchy-fluostiftcolor-code. The autistic part of me just can't handle such things.
When I was little, my parents told me that 'sinterklaas' did not exist. But I had to promise that I kept the secret. Next day, everybody in my school knew it because I couldn't keep a secret. #NoRegrets
The blok is the ideal period to download 86 GB worth of Disney movies and to have a Disney marathon. #watjevanberenlerenkan #Disney
I always try to smile because I have severe BRF (bitchy resting face).