When a cute girl passes, I keep staring, hoping that she saw me doing so. #kindacreepy
When I go out, I tell people a made-up name and hometown. #TessaFromTurnhoutyesthatsme
When I'm drunk, I need to pee against cars. My top score is a Ferrari.
When I'm stressed or bored I always bite my cheeks until they bleed.
When the girl leaves after having sex, I masturbate every time, recapturing the moment and thinking about the sex I just had a few minutes ago.
I always cheat during 'Weerwolven van Wakkerdam'. Always...
I was 16 when I found out that tomatoes are actually fruit. I was 18 when I found out that raisins are actually grapes. And 6 hours ago, I found out that pickles are actually cucumbers. Fuck this, I'm not trusting anyone/anything anymore.
I think about the order in which I eat my sandwiches.
That moment when you're on a date with a beautiful girl and you encounter your drunk friends and they're all like: 'Heeeey is that your new girlfriend?' And you're all like 'shutupshutupshutupshutup'.
I have an agreement with the spider in my bathroom: if he stays in the corner, I will let him live.
I have trust issues because of printers.
So, apparently I'm confused. After years, I still love my ex. My stomach still turns around when I see her. However, she has a boyfriend now. So I decided to date other girls. One in Leuven, one in my hometown. One is prettier, one's character suits me better. So I have 4 voices in my head:
1) tell your ex you still love her.
2) go for the looks.
3) go for the personality.
4) abandon all the crying and YOLO now you still can
Mijn beste vriendin kent mij letterlijk 'vanbinnen' en 'vanbuiten'. #echografie #defoefendokter
Sometimes I take my bad Leuven-habits home. One time I came home from our local pub and I had to puke, so I ran outside because my mom really can't handle vomit. The day after, I saw my mom walking around in the garden, so I was preparing for a preach. However, it turned out that I puked in the chicken run and the chickens ate (almost) all of it as breakfast. First time ever I liked these useless animals (I don't like eggs).