I know every line in the last ten minutes of the movie No Strings Attached. I'm a dude.
You know den blok is going great when you read TB as throwback instead of 'te bewijzen'.
One of my friends made a rap video for their pal going on erasmus as a goodbye present, it's pretty epic:
When my family or friends sing for my birthday, I really don't know how to handle myself. #smileandwave
I don't know if the confessions I sent in are truly anonymous for the admins of this page, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Yesterday my crush texted me if I didn't want to come over, dropped my notes and left my crib, after some chatting she started kissing me, few moments later when I was about to shag her... My powernapke ended #nattedroom #dromenzijnbedrog
Whenever a hot girl passes by in Agora as she is looking for a place to sit down and can't find one, I always think it'd be a good idea to tell her she can sit on my face.
It makes me horny when I set my chesthair on fire.
After watching 'The Ring' about 10 years ago, I'm still afraid of that creepy girl. Every night I turn my face away from the TV in my room.
The blonde girl with the green pants and air maxkes in the Arenberg bib is smoking hot.
I set my alarm-clock really early this morning to study, but it's 12.30 and I still haven't begun.
The KU Leuven university is older than the Aztec Empire.
The only reason I go to french literature is because professor Martens is sexy as hell.
There is a guy in KU Leuven who is a billionaire but he choses to hide it. The only way to spot him is by his watch, a really unique one.
Wat als de Nigeriaanse prins eens écht in de problemen zit?