Until this day, I thought FTW meant Fuck The What.

People wearing heels in the library should be abandoned from this world.

I fell asleep on the ground once and didn't find a blanket. Woke up the next morning rolled up in the floormat. #burritolife

I'm not sure what my thesis is about and at this point I’m afraid to ask #deadline8januari

I think you should have a virginity day where everyone sends in a confession of how they lost their virginity *grabs popcorn*

I cried when Dobby died.

In just a few days, 2030 will be as far away as 2000.

I stepped on a cornflake, and now I'm a cereal killer.

I once ordered 50 free stickers from Comac and had them delivered at KVHV's Verbondskot. #sorrynotsorry

I spend most of my blok observing the squirrels in the frontyard.

My cat steals used "oorstokjes" out of the trash and proudly runs through the house with it.

I farted and blamed the dog.

I eat nutella with a spoon.

On a night out, a girl asked me if I wanted to see her kot. So after having a look around I simply left.

I love girls who posess the Nala sexy face.