I once said 'slaapwel' to my bus driver. #brainfart

Is it just me or does the KU Leuven logo in a tab look like a vagina?

They meant it pretty literally when they said the blok was like a marathon... I just thought everyone just liked exaggerating.

Sometimes I think I am a fruit ninja and I just try to slice a banana throwing it in the air and swinging at it with my knife. I always fail though.

"I didn't eat chocolate or anything with sugar the last 5 days. I feel so active now" said no student ever.

I hate those girls who say that fakbars are stupid and only go to the Barvista because they feel too fancy. #meerbierdeman

I really despise people who skip leg day in the gym at Sportkot. #beachboys

I do not know if the admins are really students. They post a confession every minute. Well they might be social science students...

My best friends let me carry their ice cream from the ice-cream parlour to kot so nobody would notice they don't stick to their diets.

I like it when the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person.

It's so hard to meet a decent girl nowadays. What does it take to meet someone who's sweet, honest, cultured, and likes getting puked on while she electrocutes my nipples?

If my cousin weren't my cousin, I'd totally do him.

It actually took me 17 years to realize a baby doesn't come out of a woman's arse like my parents used to tell me.

My first time masturbating was to Rihanna's videoclip from 'shut up and drive'.

The years are passing, but I am not.