If I had to choose between 100% cuddles and no sex, or 100% sex and no cuddles, I'd pick the first option.

Some moments in the blok I just think; Well why make it myself so hard! Just grow some dreads, move to Jamaica, open a ganja farm, smoke a j'ke and just jam my ass of! Sweet reggae!

I hate kissing people on the cheek when I meet them, I never know how many and even if I do it's always awkward. can't we introduce 'neuze neuze' or something else?

When I accidentally mark a word with the wrong color, I erase it with Typex and try extremely hard to rewrite it in the original font of my textbook to then remark it with the right one.

Once I got into a fight with somebody and he told me: 'You don't have friends!'
I responded: 'Sure I do, all 10 seasons!'
#DontTellMeIDontHaveFriends

I don't know what 'lel' means.

I still play Flappy Bird.

I've been staring at my bed the whole day, thinking about how bad I want to... build a fort and play in it like a little kid!

Next year, I want to see Haldis as a dj in Leuven!

Instead of studying today, I re-read my whole Kiekeboe-comic collection. Starting nr 34 now.

I've never had a good kiss. They were all either washing machines, tasted like garbage trucks, made me suffocate or even downright fall asleep.

Sometimes getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.

I'm mentally preparing myself for the day people are going to realize that this horrible professor who has the same last name as me is actually my dad.

The number of times I opened my fridge and found some kind of food that looks like it has ebola, is just too damn high.

If Kim Kardashian ever gets in a car accident and you don't think I'm calling her Kim Carcrashian well whoahohoho my friend you are mistaken.