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KU Leuven Confessions : #1382

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:45

Never trust an Eskimo who says: "I'll show you all the corners of the room." It's a trap!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1381

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:44

I know I should say thanks to my mom for buying me ice tea, but I don't, just because she bought the wrong ice tea. I feel like crying.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1380

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:43

People on average have sex 89 times per year. Tomorrow is gonna be exhausting.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1379

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:41

That one f*cking drop that always lands in your underwear when you're done peeing. #justguythings

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1378

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:38

I have a toilet case of Diddl.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1377

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:33

It surprises me this page hasn't been in the gazet yet.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1376

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:31

To my future wife:
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a doner durum from sultans of kebap, then eat it, just so I could tear that ass up one more time.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1375

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:29

I really hate those damn lintjespeople, they always act like they own everything but the only thing they own is their dads clothing style. #pastelbroekjes

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1374

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:28

I thought "piemelpauze" meant going to the bathroom. So I'm saying this for a week now to everybody. Explains the confused looks I got. #awkward

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1373

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:27

I'm in my master year and I don't think I ever went to an exam and studied the whole course.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1372

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:26

When I watch the cows in the meadow I wish I was one of them. Because everything is better than this.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1371

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:25

I reward myself with stickers of disney princesses after studying a chapter.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1370

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:22

I just had to sneeze while peeing standing up, the consequences were catastrophic.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1369

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:18

During my piemelpauzes, I fantasize about being an explorer finding the foef of Maggie De Block.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1368

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 19:15

I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.




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