Once I was the only client at 'Pyramide' at 6 in the morning. I think the owner forgot that I was there cause he started to watch naked ladies and grab his groin. Since today, I don't want to know where that garlic sause is made off.

My mom accidentally sent a nude pic to me, that was meant for my dad. thank you mom for supporting me during the blok.

I haven't showered since christmas eve and my mom is complaining about the dirt under my fingernails...

If I ask someone if I can drink a sip, I always drink 2.

I sometimes stick a lollypop in my foef so when my boyfriend befs me I taste/smell like strawberry.

After post 1000 and 1001, my expectations for the first post of 2015 are very high.

I once stole a pencil from IKEA.

I am terrified of going back to my kot. I'm pretty sure the fridge and garbage bags will be alive by now.

I think they should let Haldis take over this page for a day, just to see what happens...

I'm still traumatized by 'Beestenbos is boos'.

This one time at a party I got so high and drunk that I tried to convince this black girl that she was my shadow.

I'm already wondering for years who gives fashion advice to Sabine Hagedoren?

To the guy who left a sticky note at my papers with his phone number on in the library: "cal me, maybe" is with two L's, not one. #minpunten

I hate feminists but I just love femdom porn.

If I am walking or running I always avoid stepping on a line or more than 1 tile. I don't know why I do that.