Once when I was bored I decided to snort sugar. Oh the pain!
I feel uncomfortable when the volume of the television is an uneven number.
Sometimes I begin a staring contest with random strangers in the library, just because it gives me an adrenaline kick.
'Kaske' is the only right way to call the afstandsbediening.
Once I got so drunk, I had a 30 minute argument with a jar of Nutella about how it was cheating on me with peanut butter.
1407. I went out with a couple of friends and stayed the night at their appartment. My friends thought it was funny to draw dicks on my head while I was asleep. Next day I had a meeting with my promotor. I didn't see the dicks until after the meeting.
Listening to Arctic Monkeys makes me horny as hell. #alexturnermeon
Changed my friends moms contact name in his phone to his girlfriends name when he was drunk. He sent dick pics #awkward
I've been sitting more on this page than my previous boyfriend sat on me. #auwtch
Everytime someone says 'gij bent' I want to punch them in the face.
I make noemen-heten mistakes and I don't care, leave me alone.
The number on my bank account is lower than the number of people I slept with. My bankacount is 1 euro and people I slept with 2. #atleastnotaslut
At times I like to make some clips to get through the blok
When I was 8 years old I had a crush on Ash Ketchum. I even had a postcard of him that I kissed before going to sleep.
To the Ambigirls here with the big butts
Shaking it like they at a strip club
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters cause somebody loves ya <3