I'm not always motivated to study but when I am, it's 1am and I can't sleep.
Whenever I put my creditcard in an ATM, I always make the 'omnomnom' sound.
My bottle of water always scares the hell out of me when the plastic moves to its normal place.
I am only here to check out the facebook profiles of good looking boys. Shoutout to T.B., L.B. and M.E.: thank you for making the blok less boring. #NotALetterenGirl
After a long night out, I wasn't able to score a girl. So instead, at half past 7 I went to 'Vangrootloon' and I treated an elderly lady to coffee and pastry.
I deliberately lost a few games of 'de slimste mens' to make my girlfriend feel good about herself.
When I'm watching a movie with my parents at home and a sex scene comes on, I always pretend I'm not interested and kinda look away... but at the same time I want to keep looking... #dilemma
Yesterday, I accomplished man's biggest dream. Taking a shit without having to pee. I feel so complete now.
I get irritated when I'm driving in my car and the sound of my traffic indicators (pinkers) is not on the beat of my music. #autismisnotacrime
If I take a bath, I put my washcloth on my belly and I pretend I'm a teletubbie.
When I'm drunk I make car alarm noises when people I don't like touch me.
I have trashed five smartphone's while I was drunk since I started studying in Leuven. This is my second year.
When it's blok and facebook is open, classmates be like ʺDo you have a sec? I have a question about p.400. And I'm like *Hell no I don't have a sec you motherf*cking biatch leave me alone!!!*. But in reality I'm just like: ʺsure anything :)".