I cry every time when I watch the HIMYM episode where Marshall's dad dies.
The posts here make me think I'm weird for showering daily during the blok.
I feel like I'm the only girl in the world who doesn't feel attracted to Ryan Gosling.
I saw 'The Human Centipede' without vomiting.
I never understand why we waste the last seconds of the year shouting numbers like morons.
I've been studying the whole blok wearing a santa hat... I will proceed doing so.
If I see my ugly onenightstands during the day in Leuven, I always say to them they met my twin sister.
Sometimes, the unopened box of Nesquick on my kot is better company and more interesting to listen to than my best friends.
Guys get erections every morning, right? The concept of "morning" varies depending on where you live, with the "morning line" basically spinning arround the earth infinitely, right? So does that mean that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years?
Everytime I'm on a plane and people clap when it lands, I want to murder all of them.
My girlfriend snores more than I do, making noises like a dying hippo... Emancipation at its best?
I can't stand students who still don't understand Dropbox and delete the files for everyone.
Every blok I'm searching for a fuckbuddy but I never find one.
Even though no girl wants to be with me, my standards remain very high.
During a 5 km run on the Finnish piste I was lapped three times by the same person.