I was eating boterhammen with my father-in-law and after smearing choco on the last slice of bread, I noticed it had fungus on one side. I ate it anyway without him knowing because I was really hungry.
I once discovered porn while using my grandpa's computer. Never used that one ever again!
As a student you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally... Or all three.
As someone from West-Flanders who's going to Leuven next year, I don`t think people are going to like me based on what I see here...
For my internship a few years ago, I had to contact several Chiefs of police (nederlands = korpschef) on a daily basis, for six weeks long, in order to get information about car accidents, thefts, burgulary and so on. By the end of those six weeks, I knew most of their mobile phone numbers by heart.
I celebrated the end of my internship by going out in Leuven and, of course, getting piss drunk. I met this guy, we hit it off and we started kissing. Soon, I realized my mistake (he was wearing white pants for God's sake...), I wanted to go home and he asked for my number so I gave him the first number that popped in my mind: the mobile phone number of the Chief of police of one of the cities of the marginalen driehoek.
I'm already looking forward to the new years kisses and hugs with hot people.
I check my IER every day (sometimes twice a day) to make sure nothing changed...
When friends see me in the shop and ask me 'what are you doing here?!' and I'm like 'well, hunting elephants, you know'.
As a VTK'er I always have to hold my laughter when I pass someone with an Apolloon-pull. #24urenloop
In den blok everything is funny. Especially me.
Eternal hatred for people who pronounce 'cocktailsaus' as 'koktajsaus'.
When I was a little boy, I licked the vagina of a girl every time we went to the daycare. Now I’m gay.
If you're really desperate about buying something for your gf during the holidays... Buy fluffy, soft, warm, cute socks... Best. Present. Ever.
Thank you Lord for the reward I got!
I'm home alone for so long during the blok that I'm actually really glad when the cleaning lady comes. Just because it means there wille be another human being in the house...
I get so desperate when seeing all the questions from people about the courses and I seriously don't know what they're talking about. (and yes, I have already 'studied' these subjects).