Yesterday I ate cornflakes out of my 'cantusglas' because all my bowls were dirty and I didn't want to do the dishes.
To memorize study material, I make it into a story and tell it to my cat if she wants to listen.
I'm extremely hungry but there are visitors of my parents in the kitchen but I'm too stinky to say hello, guess I'm starving.
I often experience sleep paralysis, it's the most terrifying thing ever.
Everything tastes ten times better when you add melted cheese.
I check my bed for spiders every night before I go to sleep.
I think Rik Torfs is actually kind of hot.
During this blok, I've already considered 17 different career paths, including porn actor/director.
During this "blok" period, I've eaten at least one whole pack of Newman-O's a day.
I once got so drunk that I thought I had Down syndrome and I started crying so my friends made me take a shower with my clothes on.
KU Leuven is Rik Torfs. Torfs is a shoestore. In a store they sell stuff. You know where else they sell stuff, at Domino's. Domino's sells pizza's. A slice of pizza is a triangle. Illuminati is triangle... KU Leuven = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
In times of need, everything can become a dildo.
Had sex in my moms car, she got mad at my father for eating yoghurt in the vehicle.
I wonder if the admins of KU Leuven Confessions and Parels van de KU Leuven en Spotted KU Leuven are all the same and have now like complete KU Leuven social media control.
I get a really big thrill slipping through automatic doors right before they close. Makes me feel like Indiana Jones.