Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1485

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:32

I honestly don't know if I want to fuck Conchita Wurst or not. #beardsarehot #milkmoustachesaresexy

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1484

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:29

I'm a first year master student. The first time I could select Bachelor degree as highest education on a survey, I spontaneously smiled.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1483

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:27

Once in Maximo, I bit a girl that was dressed like a strawberry. The Girl left immediatly. #strawberriesareyummie

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1482

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:25

When I shower, I put conditioner on my balhaar.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1481

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:24

I have a 6th sense to always choose the slowest queue in the Colruyt.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1480

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:23

A couple of hours ago I broke my weegschaal cause I gained another 5 kg. So I put on my sweatpants and decided to go for a run... to the frituur. #sorrynotsorry

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1479

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 17:01

I make smegma sculptures.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1478

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:56

When I go to the toilet, I always use exactly 4 toilet papers. Then fold it twice so it seems there is only one piece of toilet paper left. Next I shove it up my ass and hold it with my sphincter. Then I flex and unflex my sphincter until the paper falls in the toilet. #justgirlythings #kringspierplezier

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1477

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:43

I went downstairs today and talked to my parents. They seem like nice people.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1476

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:42

Studying is so much fun that I volunteered to make dinner with my mom.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1475

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:39

When I'm in a fight with my girlfriend, I usually have a 'piemelpauze' before going to her, because otherwise I would excuse myself too fast, just to get sex.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1474

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:37

I started wondering why I waste so much time studying to become a bio-engineer, but then I remembered. 'Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.'

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1473

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:31

When I'm walking home after a partynight I have to pass the bakery. If it's past 5 am, I always look through the basement window, where they are already baking and I ask if there are already some 'pistolékes gereed'. They always give me some for free.

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1472

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:30

I once bit three girls during a night out in the ambi asking them if I could do a 'Suarezke'. One biting session got pretty intense. She kept wanting it harder and harder. I was banned from the ambi for six months…

Logo

KU Leuven Confessions : #1471

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 16:23

Whenever I go to city snack, I always try opening 2 doors. it never works...




KU Leuven Confessions

5 132

Confessions reçues

2 327 487

Likes


Confess your biggest, funniest and naughtiest KU Leuven-related secrets, we assure anonymity.

Search confessions