Prof Gustaaf Van Herck makes me incredibly moist. #baardje #lachje #schattig
I've got Rick Astley on vinyl. #nevergonnagiveyouup
I take my Fifa manager career more serious than my studies.
I always eat "nutella met bokes" instead of "bokes met nutella" #addicted
I do not always get a new dog, but when I do, I call him Omega Brokkefretter 5000.
I know the identity of 3 admins. This confession will be posted before 10pm today. Exposure will follow otherwise.
I know it's stupid, but I still gniffle every time my hot english teacher says "oral exam".
I'm wondering how this page will evolve when drunk people start sending in confessions next semester.
I have always (and still do) wondered how the inside of a pokéball looks like.
I always say het Oei-die-poes complex, instead of Oedipus, because it's punny.
I once got hit by a black man at 5:30 am at the entrance of den Ali Baba after I was laughing with the stereotype that he said 'I don't want kebab, I wanna eat some chicken'.
I came out of the kast yesterday. I stayed there for thirty days. Narnia's not real...
The thing I hate the most in my life is when I go to the toilet, take a massive dump, and upon exiting, a really hot person is waiting to go after me.
I've been single for about a year now. I guess there's just nobody who's brave enough to confess their secret love for me. #keeponhoping
I used sperm to mask the chemicals on my labcoat.