I have a love-hate relationship with my coke zero. I like the taste but when I'm trying to take a 5 minute break he always adds zero.

A couple of weeks ago, I had sex with a random guy just because he was part Icelandic and part Norwegian and I love those countries. I have no regrets.

A bunch of girls were laughing all through a lecture. It was that half-hushed giggle you get when you try to laugh in silence, but fail miserably. Eventually, one of them laughed so hard that she farted like a rusty trombone. (Seriously, I think the acoustics in the aula amplified it to make it sound like an actual trombone) I didn't even feel bad for her. Anyway, she tried to laugh it off afterwards, even though it just made the whole thing even more awkward.

I wrote a paper on the translation of all the Pokemon theme songs and tell people that's the reason why I know them all by heart. I lied; I already knew them by heart.

Boobs or not, I always sweep 'paardenwijven' to the left on Tinder.

My mom is in my top 3 on snapchat.

I enjoy farting in the shower and with the hot water, the smell is even more intense. It makes my day.

After a night out I woke up in UZ Leuven with a 'pamper' on.

When there is a give-away of drinks or food in Leuven by a brand, I pass by 'casually' multiple times without even a bit of shame. #Hungergames

On vacation, I 'steal' a lot of stuff I find in my hotel room. Soap, towels and even a flatscreen.

Whenever anyone says 'we need to talk', I automatically start thinking about all the bad things I've done.

My mom told me I could be anything. So I became an antisocial jerk with an Internet dependence and intolerance for natural light. #liveyourdreams

I don't always watch series in de blok but when I do I watch 3 seasons in 2 days . #breakingbad

I know the identity of all the admins. Brother, bring me pizza right now or I'll tell everyone.

That moment when I discover that my friend hasn't logged out his/her facebook account. Pure Heaven.