This night I'm kissing the first girl I see after the countdown!
#NYE

Me and my friend are planning on a night to cut off lintjes from douchebags and "tootoot" bitches! I am really looking forward to that!

I hate all tinderellas without snapchat. #picturesordontexist

I have the biggest crush on this person... http://facebook.com/profile.php?=7332236

I didn't sleep very well because I am so excited to get drunk tonight.

The next dog we adopt will be called Watafak.

When I'm writing Greek letters during science, I always feel like I'm writing some kind of elvish only Elrond from LOTR can read. #TotalNerd

I've always felt special with my third 'accessory' nipple.

When I'm skyping with someone, I only look at myself. #ohyeah #mesopretty #posing

On a night out after last year's january exams, the bouncer from 'de Rector' wouldn't let one of the lads enter. We couldn't live with this injustice, so we called the cops. We argued that he was being discriminated because all the other lads were at least equally drunk and yet they were allowed to enter without a problem. We demanded that articles 10 & 11 of the Constitution were to be respected and told them we wouldn't hesitate to take this to court if necessary. We almost ended up in jail ourselves.

I really hate it when I'm being serious and people reply with: "ma dutske toch". I really like to punch those people in the face with ne kliefhamer!

The closest I've ever been to having sex with my crush is she liking my anonymous confession.

Every 'blok' I go through the same existential crisis.
Am I gonna pass these exams? Should I change majors?
Is this really what I want to do with my life?
Am I enjoying my studentenlife enough? Will I find a decent job later?
But then I take my piemelpauze, and everything is fine again.
#piemelpauzeskeepmesane

My brain saved all the study material during the blok in two parts. On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left.. #opnaartweedezit

I made up a bunch of 'confessions' here, it's funny (and at the same time kinda disturbing) to see how many people think these things actually happened.