I am 21 and I've never seen porn in my life.
I admit it, I do have a crush on Philippe (first year Handelswetenschappen).
I actually enjoy eating in the Alma.
Hey admin(s).. This is not a confession but I wish you the best luck with your exams and happy holidays! #sharethelove
Disney gave me unrealistic expectations of my hair.
As a guy, I think one-night stands are awful. Awkward in the beginning, awkward at the end, and in the middle you're just wondering if you're doing a good job.
After a night out in Leuven, I woke up in another bed, in another building in another city with my own pajamas on. Yes ma'am, I was confused.
A wrong or annoying pronunciation of just one word can make me hate a prof for the rest of the semester.
People are like pralines. They look alright, but they taste all kinds of horrible when you bite into them.
Flemish parents must be the world champions of coming up with strange (and sometimes ugly) names.
At the 24hour run, I ran a drunk, very slow round for Apolloon. They were kinda angry at me when afterwards they saw me walking away with a VTK sweater. #sorrynotsorry
I just sent my mom off to the store to buy me some batteries. She thinks its for my calculator but actually they're for my vibrator.
It's funny to see how everyone in the library is highly focused, thinking about how on earth they will be able to study all of the theories in their books... while in less than 12 hours from now, every single one of them will be wasted as f*ck, celebrating the new year and not giving horseshit about any of the examinations they are facing.
I think Kim Jong Un will be really pissed and will try to kill the admins if he finds out they have been hiding 25 of his little slaves in their basement.