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KU Leuven Confessions : #1575

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:09

I don't get how ANYONE can deepthroat, I already start gagging when I'm cleaning the back of my tongue with my toothbrush.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1574

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:07

I've already tried to put my little finger in my boyfriend's penis several times. Unfortunately for me, each time when I almost succeed, he wakes up.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1573

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:03

When one of my female friends enters my top 3 on snapchat, I delete them and re-add them again so my girlfriend doesn't get jealous...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1572

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:02

I instantly assume that anyone with the name Kelly, Nancy, Kevin or Lindsey are marginaal.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1571

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:01

It's always difficult to find a Bobchinees - that one friend that has to stay sober on newyearseve to get our Chinese food.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1570

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:00

I can spend hours being with my chickens.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1569

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:59

The only dates I get, are with Android, he calls it updates. #foreveralone

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1568

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:59

I once was having sex in fakbar Délibéré in the morning when the employees of Inbev entered the bar. They said 'good morning', took a beer, sat at the bar and watched me doing it.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1567

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:57

When I go out, I try to pick up girls in the way how Charlie Sheen, Gary from Geordie Shore and Barney Stinson do it. The problem with mixing them up, is that I become a guy who is dressed up in a cotton shirt and short doing the 'Lorenzo von Matterhorn' while speaking with the worst British accent ever.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1566

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:52

Boobs or not, I always sweep Michelin coats (aka 'vuilniszakjassen') to the left on Tinder.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1565

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:51

I once acted like I was deaf when an ugly guy came up to talk to me. He started trying to communicate in sign language.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1564

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:50

I don't want my dog to see me naked. I actually feel embarrased and intimidated.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1563

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:47

Sometimes I wish I could have Ctrl+F for my books.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1562

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:47

I still think Tangled is better than Frozen.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1561

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 14:45

Vanavond is het vant padje in ne gracht heel de nacht. #komtnigoe




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