You know you're in the friendzone when your female friend is sitting on your lap flirting with someone else via sms.
Yesterday, I suggested to my ex-boyfriend that we should throw a one-year-break-up-party for our mutual friends. He didn't think it was a good idea.
I always stand a second time on the scale hoping he was mistaken the first time...
If you think about it, "richting" doesn't make sense when you compare the normal usage of that word with the usage in physics. Richtingaanwijzers should be called zinaanwijzers. And the phrase "wandel in de omgekeerde richting" should be altered just as well.
Den blok is taking my mind to strange places...
I'm watching how a lieveheersbeestje fights with a stofke on his paw.
Everyone says I'm a dragon hunter after all those drunken nights, but actually I'm just practicing for when I meet Daenerys Targaryen.
When I grow up, I want to have three dogs instead of kids.
Doing a walk of shame when you don't know where you are, not easy!
Deep in my heart I'm still a Vlaams Belanger, but I tell everyone I voted Groen! because left wing chicks are the hottest.
Despite the fact that I’ve learned that Dr. Phil is full of bullshit, I can’t stop watching every single day.
Deciding whether I use my last pieces of toilet paper for cleaning up after my piemelpauze, or for wiping the shit of my ass.
I hate the exam period. Mostly because my father wakes me up every morning at 6.30 by playing reveille on a trumpet just outside my room...
I lit a candle in church without paying for it. #onlygodcanjudgeme
My family keeps giving me Rituals-giftpacks, while all I want is Google Play credit, so I can finally buy that awesome dress on the Kim Kardashian game.