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KU Leuven Confessions : #1590

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:26

You know you're in the friendzone when your female friend is sitting on your lap flirting with someone else via sms.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1589

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:20

Yesterday, I suggested to my ex-boyfriend that we should throw a one-year-break-up-party for our mutual friends. He didn't think it was a good idea.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1588

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:18

Ik ben zo shlecht. #kater

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1587

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:18

I always stand a second time on the scale hoping he was mistaken the first time...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1586

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:14

If you think about it, "richting" doesn't make sense when you compare the normal usage of that word with the usage in physics. Richtingaanwijzers should be called zinaanwijzers. And the phrase "wandel in de omgekeerde richting" should be altered just as well.

Den blok is taking my mind to strange places...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1585

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:09

I'm watching how a lieveheersbeestje fights with a stofke on his paw.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1584

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 12:07

Everyone says I'm a dragon hunter after all those drunken nights, but actually I'm just practicing for when I meet Daenerys Targaryen.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1583

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 10:34

When I grow up, I want to have three dogs instead of kids.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1582

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 07:48

Doing a walk of shame when you don't know where you are, not easy!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1581

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 07:47

Deep in my heart I'm still a Vlaams Belanger, but I tell everyone I voted Groen! because left wing chicks are the hottest.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1580

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 07:47

Despite the fact that I’ve learned that Dr. Phil is full of bullshit, I can’t stop watching every single day.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1579

Posted on 01 January 2015 at 07:45

Deciding whether I use my last pieces of toilet paper for cleaning up after my piemelpauze, or for wiping the shit of my ass.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1578

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:15

I hate the exam period. Mostly because my father wakes me up every morning at 6.30 by playing reveille on a trumpet just outside my room...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1577

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:13

I lit a candle in church without paying for it. #onlygodcanjudgeme

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1576

Posted on 31 December 2014 at 15:13

My family keeps giving me Rituals-giftpacks, while all I want is Google Play credit, so I can finally buy that awesome dress on the Kim Kardashian game.




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