As a medicine student I'm misusing the fact that I have to practice clinical examination, to get boys naked.
Before committing myself to the gym, a game of rugby or an exam, I listen to the New Zealand Haka and shout along. PONGA RA!
I always think: You better pee in the shower than wash yourself in the toilet.
I hate the moment when you get out of the shower and you realize you'll have to search for underwear in your naked flikker/foef.
My New Year's resolution for this year is to take less piemelpauzes while studying...
Lol who am I kidding?
I will probably make the same mistake I make every January on my exams: Put 2014 down instead of 2015. #MyBrainCantMakeTheSwitchThatFast
A friend of mine was once driving me home after a party. In the middle of our conversation, he started to confess that he liked me. I was not interested in him and didn't want to be rude, so I just pretended that I had suddenly fallen asleep in the car. #sorrynotsorry
Yesterday I turned down two guys. Now I'm feeling so proud of having the capability to say 'no'. Didn't know I had it. #notaslut
I'm very satisfied with the fact that the year 2015 is a multiple of 5.
It doesn't matter how tired I am or if I am still drunk, I always wake up to clap with my parents and my brother in the radetzky march at the new year's eve concert. #familylove
I remember 2014 like it was yesterday...
As a child, I used to have a giant crush on Gert Verhulst and cried and hid myself behind a chair when he almost got arrested in an episode of Samson & Gert. #issues
Several months ago I had met a cute girl at the university. She was smart, funny and beautiful. I thought I had hit the jackpot with this girl. After a while I even got her number. We sent each other texts on a daily basis. The next logical thing for me was to ask her on a date.
Success, she said yes!
The time and place were set and I couldn’t wait.
However my luck ran out soon. At the last minute she canceled our rendezvous due to circumstances. I tried several times to rearrange a date, but she was always too busy.
When time past our contact faded away. I guess she lost interest or worst: she never had any.
Nowadays I don’t see her anymore and our contact is below zero, but beside of that all:
I can’t stop loving her…
I have to confess that I don't know where Ekonomika is... #waarisekonomika?
I get an enormous headache when I see my fellow students asking questions in the facebook group at 9 AM on january 1.