As a female student in physics I only use the toilets at the main entrance of the D blok. If not, the risk of bumping into men is too high.

After all those years my grandmother still calls my boyfriend by the name of one of my ex-boyfriends. Although I don't have many exes it makes me feel like a slut.

During the blok I'm always studying in the most awkward positions. It's sort of the bureaustoel-kamasutra.

Instead of talking to my family today, I spent all afternoon building a lego fort with my 7 year old nephew.

Once I was so drunk I lay on the ground the whole evening/night in a building full of dorms and students and because I felt so guilty I wanted to pay everyone who passed me, hoping they would forgive me for being drunk and laying on the ground in their building in my own ranzy puke.

Am I the only one who prefers a little bush? Bald vaginas just don't do it for me. #letitgrow.

Am I the only guy who enjoys playing with his own nipples while having a piemelpauze?

As a burgie, I have to confess I would have rather studied Psychology. But I went for the money.

My cousin and I once offered a guy a trio if he licked our feet, he refused... #viesvaneelt

On new year's eve, a guy said: new year is the anniversary of Jesus right? I don't wanna live on this planet anymore... #vives

I don't consider giving a blowjob gay if you just do it for the sake of sucking the cock, only if there are feelings involved with the act of giving a sloppy yawn you can consider yourself a homosexual. I do feel that having anal sex with a female makes you bisexual or atleast bicurious.

I think I made a girl pregnant, she hasn't had her period since last year.

I never win the jackpot when I turn the wheel on candy crush. I don't trust this world anymore.

I like things on purpose so my crush will see it.

I sometimes make curls in my pubic hair if I'm bored. Some people say it's disgusting for girls, but I don't care.