I only wear sunglasses to look at boobies.
Sometimes I wish I had been more friendly to the ugly girls in high school, because when I see them again in Leuven, they turned out really hot... #gemistekans
Watching your story on snapchat to know what you did last night.
I always burn my tongue on hapkes because otherwise the good ones will be gone...
It always strikes me how engineer girls look exactly like the bridges they build.
Sometimes I forget whether I've already washed my hair or not during a shower.
When I woke up on the 1st I told the girl next to me happy 2014. #toomuchistoomuch
I haven't been outside since 3 days.
I haven't been in the Quick all this time. I just prefer Ronald McDonald's eurodeals as breakfast/lunch/dinner.
I have a wine-break every day in the blok.
I had two one night stands in one night.
I feel like my fuckbuddy isn't attracted to me, but I can't stand being alone so I don't want to stop seeing him.
Bilbo is a hobbit, Thorin is a dwarf, Smaug is a dragon and I'm gay.