I wear tight jeans, low cleavage and high heels to exams hoping the engineering males will be distracted and the grading will be on a curve.
I am a student because I don't want to grow up.
I think that KUL laughs with my Toledo password... #RupertGrintwasmyfirstcrush96
You know the blok is progressing well when your farts reach an acidity-level that melts your face.
Everytime I see someone that writes like 'zyn', 'by', 'gy', 'wy', 'hy', etc, I immediately assume they are retarded.
I just wrote "exceptence" instead of "acceptance". Fuck this shit, I'll be a stripper.
As a law student, it took me almost a year to realise "de wetgever" is a metaphor for the parliament. I always pictured it as an old man sitting behind a desk writing laws...
Lang leve de taalvaardigheid van onze proffen! "Een voorwerp kan potentiële energie afhankelijk van hun positie en ordening van voorwerpen tov hun omgeving.
As an engineering girl, it always strikes me how some non-engineering boys have an IQ that is less than half of my own. But most of them are still able to make the distinction between girls and bridges.
I never wear heels for an exam because I'm actually really scared of falling. #thefearisreal
On a drunk night, my friends and I found een winkelkarreke of the Colruyt. We stepped into the vehicle and performed the Titanic while one girl was pushing. We were riding across De Grote Markt and stopped at de muur for some food. When we turned around, our boat was gone. The rest of the evening we searched for it, but unfortunately didn't find it.
My celebrity crush and my non-celebrity crush have the same first name, exciting!
I love it when my mommy makes me fruitpap.
I lose my phone every now and then while partying, because I always forget I put it in my bra. #drunkdrama
I think my crush thinks I'm a boring twat because I want to talk to her a lot so I just say random things on facebook and try to keep the conversation alive.