When I come home from a week in my modest kot, I'm always fucking suprised by all the exotic food I discover in the fridge.
According to scientific research, girls in Verpleegkunde have the biggest tits.
During the blok, I get even more frustrated about people eating their Princekoeken in a wrong way.
Once I fucked an extremely fat chick. I shouted: 'it is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'.
Hey lekkertjes, I'm a student from Leiden and there's no stupid shit called Blok in my university. Still higher than you on any university ranking. Just saying. But good luck and shit.
It smashed my faith in this world to see that those annoying people debating about the right answers after an exam that fucked up your day, still exist in university.
I always like to laugh at engineer people who can't handle philosophy and psychology because there's more than one answer.
Yesterday, I read my New Year's letter. I'm 21 years old.
I have never visited the wall without huge guilt trips about getting fat. I keep saying no but I also keep buying mexicaanburgers.
I hope North Korea isn't gonna hack this page for this, but I really love 'The Interview'.
As a foreign student I was really scared when I heard the cacophony of thousands of rumbling "rolkoffers" for the first time on a sunday evening.
I pee in the shower before I start taking the shower. #warmfeet
You know shit is getting really serious when you don't have enough time to masturbate.
Less than two weeks away from my first university exam ever and I'm starting to doubt my choice of my studies. #fokdeblok
No girlfriend, Panda points piling up, studying sucks... But atleast I managed to peel an apple in one piece so I got that going for me which is nice.