I don't understand why y'all are posting funny and silly things on this page while Jenny from 'Thuis' just got a heart attack. Please people, show some respect.

I'm currently watching every episode of The Vampire Diaries and I'm a boy :l #thanksblok #TeamDamon

My day during the blok:

9:00-10:30 Molest my alarm clock when it rings. Trying to get up.
10:30-10:58 Singin 'Let It Go' in the shower and 'Chandelier' when I dress myself. Usually the best part of my day.
10:58-11:25 Clitorispauze
11:25-12:00 Hesitating whether to eat or to study, because it really already feels like lunchtime.
12:00-13:30 Eating some unhealthy food.
13:30-17:30 Watching flies fly by, discovering old Pokemon games in the attic, eating some fruit I usually never eat, drawing funny things on pages the professor said we don't have to study, walking a dog I don't have, texting a friend with relationship problems, reading 'het boekske van den Aldi' for no good reason.
17:30-19:00 Wait, wouldn't there be something interesting on Facebook?
19:00-20:30 Eating with my parents and starting a lot of forced conversations, just so time will pass faster.
20:30-21:30 Listening to some music that's melancholic enough to make me remember some boyfriend and use half a pack of Kleenex.
21:30-23:30 It's getting quite late, but I'll study after midnight (making myself believe I can study at night), I certainly have some time to watch a movie on my pc.
23:30 Jeez I'm really tired. Let's go to bed. Tomorrow I'll be in the mood for studying, after all I actually find the courses interesting. Sleep tight.

And repeat.

I always play Barry White - My First My Last My Everything just before an exam. It gets me in the mood.

Last night I triggered a fire alarm by farting.

Why does the lady on the profilepic of this page have the mazelen?

I always like to laugh at philosophy and psychology students who can't handle science and mathematics because they would need to think logical and can't learn the answers by heart.

Pulling out a face full of terror when you hear somebody with your alarm sound as ringtone.

I haven't used my voice for 3 days straight. I hope it still works when I see people again.

If I hear "En lukt het studeren een beetje?" one more time, I'm going to hurt someone.

As a law student, I tend to see all these numbers (especially #1382 of course) as articles of the Burgerlijk Wetboek. #beroepsmisvorming

If you're not getting married within 2 years, don't change your facebook status to "engaged". #retards #hatethosecouples

Everytime they play 'single ladies' at a party. All the girls put their hands up, and I'm just being silly, standing there because I have a boyfriend... #consofarelationship

I always get emotional when I watch marriage proposals on youtube.

You know it's blok when your sister runs out of her room (after my mom payed her shoes back) and starts singing on the tunes of Sam Smith's "money on mind": "I don't have money on my account, I don't have money on my account, Ik pluim ons mama, ja ik pluim ons mama graag..." #goingnutsintheblok #rollenmetdieogen #zucht