Although I study medicine, I actually don't like people and try to leave at least 2 seats open on both sides.
I'm addicted, I've watched all seasons of Suits more then 3 times. And now I want to go to law school.
I'm addicted to Buzzfeed (a Youtubechannel) Is it strange that I learn much more from them than from my books? I know now how bra's from the 90's look like ... Genius!
I'm actually in love with Manuel Neuer. I want to make his wife disappear and take her place.
I was convinced that my first exam would be on monday the 5th. when I checked it turned out it was the week after that. I was so relieved I almost cried.
Two girls from the mormon-church just rang at my door. I'm the least religious guy in the world, but they were really hot.
#MaybeReconsidering
To the girl who pulled a basic instinctje in the library when I dropped my pen, you the real motivator!
When I went to bed yesterday I got a headache. It got so bad I went to the doctor. He told me intense masturbation can lead to dehydration. Apparently, I literally blew my brains out.
Am I the only one who just hates its when the title is at the bottom of a page and al the text is on the next page?
I'm having fruit salad for dinner.
Well...it's mostly grapes.
Ok...it's all grapes.
Fermented grapes...
I'm having wine for dinner.
Study tip for everyone struggling at the moment: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
I just realised I forgot to brush my teeth... For 3 days in a row now.
When I tell people that I'm Albanian, they automatically think I'm in the maffia and that I own a gun.
I sometimes like to take a bath with a platter of figs and grapes right next to me just to feel like a Roman emperor.
Girls in onesies just really turn me on.