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KU Leuven Confessions : #1765

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 13:15

I wish I was the girl in the cave with Jon Snow.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1764

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 13:15

You know shit is getting serious when you take your algebra book and not your phone to the bathroom.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1763

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 13:14

Me and my ex-boyfriend were together for 4 years. We banged 2 times a week. I faked every single orgasm. #gladimnotpinokkio

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1762

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 11:31

I dig through garbage cans in girl's bathrooms to find shit stained toilet paper. There's a guy that pays me 300 euros for every small sack of used toilet paper I can get him. He once told me he likes to smell them when he masturbates.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1761

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 11:29

Whenever I'm walking in the parijsstraat, I imagine killing those bikers who pass me by. When I'm cycling in the parijsstraat I imagine that I'm killing all the people who are walking in my way.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1760

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 11:28

Every guy has a "cold" during the Blok. #Kleenex

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1759

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 11:27

During the exams I am too lazy to go to the toilet, so I just piss in an empty soda bottle.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1758

Posted on 04 January 2015 at 11:27

During the blok, I sometimes drool on my cursus without even noticing.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1758

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 23:08

If I was a guy, I would put a donut around my penis.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1757

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 23:03

I'm afraid of liking things on facebook because my parents are always lurking around. They comment things as: "You must be studying very hard if you just liked this 35 min ago and that picture 23min ago and this...etc." #busted

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1756

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 19:40

Me and my crush didn't talk today. It made me realise that if your crush likes you too, it's called imagination...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1755

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 19:38

I think Vrijgezellen van KU Leuven is Parels van KU Leuven for ugly people.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1754

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 19:37

Today I went to the Delhaize in my very pink bathrobe. I think engineering broke me.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1753

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 19:35

Doing everything else instead of studying in den blok, for example giving vodka to my kamerplantjes.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1752

Posted on 03 January 2015 at 19:32

Den blok is messing up my dreams. In one week I've dreamt that I was pregnant, that I was a waterbender (best dream), that bad people transformed my friends into snowmen and that I had to kill my parents because they got bitten by the zombies during the zombie apocalypse.




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