I wish I was the girl in the cave with Jon Snow.
You know shit is getting serious when you take your algebra book and not your phone to the bathroom.
Me and my ex-boyfriend were together for 4 years. We banged 2 times a week. I faked every single orgasm. #gladimnotpinokkio
I dig through garbage cans in girl's bathrooms to find shit stained toilet paper. There's a guy that pays me 300 euros for every small sack of used toilet paper I can get him. He once told me he likes to smell them when he masturbates.
Whenever I'm walking in the parijsstraat, I imagine killing those bikers who pass me by. When I'm cycling in the parijsstraat I imagine that I'm killing all the people who are walking in my way.
Every guy has a "cold" during the Blok. #Kleenex
During the exams I am too lazy to go to the toilet, so I just piss in an empty soda bottle.
During the blok, I sometimes drool on my cursus without even noticing.
If I was a guy, I would put a donut around my penis.
I'm afraid of liking things on facebook because my parents are always lurking around. They comment things as: "You must be studying very hard if you just liked this 35 min ago and that picture 23min ago and this...etc." #busted
Me and my crush didn't talk today. It made me realise that if your crush likes you too, it's called imagination...
I think Vrijgezellen van KU Leuven is Parels van KU Leuven for ugly people.
Today I went to the Delhaize in my very pink bathrobe. I think engineering broke me.
Doing everything else instead of studying in den blok, for example giving vodka to my kamerplantjes.
Den blok is messing up my dreams. In one week I've dreamt that I was pregnant, that I was a waterbender (best dream), that bad people transformed my friends into snowmen and that I had to kill my parents because they got bitten by the zombies during the zombie apocalypse.