I still don't know how to make a hashtag with my keyboard, I always copy-past it from Google. #hashtag
I stripped on top of the bar in De Kemel.
I'm actually looking forward to my exam to see my crush again. #weirdoinlove
If my facial hair would grow as thick as my pubic hair, I would be so happy.
As a law student I'm still not sure whether I should say 'casussen' or 'casi'.
If my grades would resemble the amount of orgasms I have while 'studying', I would graduate Cum Laude each and every time.
Every time I reach the hilltop of the Naamsestraat I imagine being Marco Pantani arriving first on the top of Mont Ventoux after a recordbreaking ascent in 1994.
I'm at that age where half my friends are engaged and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.
The only exercise I get, is from moving up and down the stairs to get food in the kitchen.
I once bit through my pink fluostift in the middle of the central library in Leuven. It looked like I had just decapitated My Little Pony with my teeth: there was fluorescent pink everywhere on my mouth and lips.
I started watching a clip for economy on my computer this morning,
and suddenly I've watched whole season 2 of the walking dead.
When I told my mom I had studied enough
today, she replied: ''oh, I didn't know you
want to run after de vuilniskar later
It makes me crazy when people don't close the door if I am studying.
Don't you hate it when you're like studying for hours...
Yup, that's it.