This page completely ruins my mental image of women.
I like to have farting contests with other girls in the toilets of the library. If only men knew how deadly some of our farts can sound and smell like. #noshame
After reading my powerpoint hand-outs I'm convinced that everyone can become a prof. Just add some bullet-points and hupla.
I've been hugged more by my crush's parents than my crush himself.
Studying with jarretelles in de bib while no one knows. #feelingnaughty
My study efficiency during the blok is directly related to the percentage of the battery level on my iPhone.
My roommate orders pizza with extra cheese and no sauce when she's drunk. She then eats the cheese and leaves the rest. She basically just orders cheese.
On the morning of a deadline, my roommate replaced every 'the' in my paper with 'bitch tits'. I handed it in...
Do you know that feeling of satisfaction when you have learned everything for the day and you even got time to do fun stuff? Me neither...
Don't let your printer know you're in a hurry. They smell fear.
A bio-hazard team from the civil protection service was at my door today, my neighbors called them because they thought something had died in my room. #studyinglikeananimal #notimeforshowers #foodfromlastweek
I'm just saying what every eerste bach Handelsingenieur thinks right now... "NUMBERS, NUMBERS EVERYWHERE".
I hate the fucktards who reply with "yesbutyes... everything is relative hé".
When a professor asks me if I'm sure of my answer during an oral exam, I'd just want to respond: "Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?" #SheldonCooper