I don't like it when I'm studying and people around me are breathing like een kortademige obese man! Quit it! Now!

In my opinion we should get piemelpauze in De Dikke Van Dale.

I'm not a billenman nor a borstenman, I'm a wenkbrauwman.

When I'm sitting in the central library I feel like I'm a wizard of Hogwarts.

Am I the only one who can't draw 'accolades'?

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.

Procrastination level: Watching chess videos on Youtube.

I'm in love with a girl but my father told me to look at her mother first. So I did. She's divorced, has 4 chins, has no feeling for humor and likes Piet Huysentruyt. What do I do?

I've stood up every morning for 19 years, that's equal to 6935 sit-ups. Still no six-pack.

I cover the camera of my laptop because I think people are watching me somewhere.

After the awesomeness of #1000, I can't wait for #2000.

My mom just stopped by my kot to hand over a bag filled with food. When I saw it contained Fristi, I was so happy I cried.

I'm in love with Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons!!!

I'm having far too much fun on this Thuis fanpage.

As a guy, I actually do not masturbate during the blok. Three scientific reasons, an increase in complacency, dopamine receptor overload and baseline distraction. (1) Ejaculation releases DHT (dihydrotestosterone) which inhibits (IGF-1) growth hormone. Growth hormone is important for neurogenesis (forming neural pathways). (2) Ejaculation bombards dopamine receptors, necessary for positive reinforcement while carrying out otherwise boring tasks such as studying. Dopamine is key to motivation. (3) Though you think you're offsetting stress and removing distractions, sperm and testosterone production increases the more you masturbate, thereby increasing the long-term issue.

The solution: Do not masturbate. Lay off the kleenex.