Procrastination level: watching Geordie Shore Gaz and Charlotte love story videos on youtube.
When I try to write this sign '&', it always ends up like a piece of shit.
It really pisses me of whenever I go to the WC, blood streams through my zwellichameke.
I hope my cat never speaks, that motherfucker has seen some things.
I always write down the jokes the professor makes in class so I'll still have some happy moments during the blok!
When I'm taking a dump at home it's no big deal but when I do it in a public restroom it always sounds like I'm dropping an atomic bomb.
I fell over my gf's bra, it was a booby trap.
I'm getting depressed when I hear my granddad his sexlife is better then mine. #nokidding
I named my printer 'Shadowfax', but it never shows me the meaning of haste...
I always drew asterisks with four intersecting lines, until I realized normal people do it with three.
I live right across the Colruyt and I'd still rather starve than cross the street. I blame the long check-out lines.
Boys that wear Allstars should keep them on during sex, succes guaranteed.
During the blok, I drink as much water as I booze wodka during the year. A lot.
During the blok I'm addicted to Dino-koeken from LU.
As a female walkingdead-fan, it's hard to find female-friends to discuss the episodes with. It makes me sad.