I send in dutch confessions that are hard to translate for the admins, they never post them.

I think I might have an idea about the identity of one of the admins, jawel sitting in the ebib! It's a 'he' and I wanna keep staring at him now because i'm too curious hehe.

My parents always told me that participation is more important than winning. I hope it still stands...

In my opinion, the Avatar franchise had a huge movie potential. All we got was a movie full with pakistani and a movie full with giant smurfs... we could have done this better people!

All my KU Leuven friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

My girlfriend texted me she offers me 3 kisses if I study well. In times like these, that keeps me going.

People are saying the girl in front of me in the library has a hairy foef and does anal, I can't stop thinking about it.

As a psychology student, I feel like I'm learning more about people from this page than from my books...

My friends love to send me kakselfies...

I have to confess, yesterday night I was two girls away from having a threesome... #fapfap #stayoptimistic #kuleuvenblokt

I'm single, I'm free and ready for my clit to tingle!

That one thing we don't have to know for none of our exams, stands on every first page of each single cursus! #CanMedsrollen

I met a girl with 12 nipples,
sounds funny
dozen tit.

I am happy because de kerstvakantie is over so de middelbaartjes have to go to school again. #ikgeenvakantieniemandgeenvakantie

Ranking of stuff that distracts me during the blok:

1. My shitty brain which reads 1 line and takes a pause of one minute to think about random things having a vague connection with the sentence I just read (tectonic plates -> earthquakes -> Japan -> sushi -> hungry)
2. My crush
3. Fapping
4. My mom asking if I don't need a koekske
5. Flies
6. Stupid friends texting: 'Waar zit gij al?'