The girl in front of me in the library was reading confession #1848, she looked behind her in total shock. I almost died laughing.

I think the statue at faculty of social sciences looks like an anuskraal.

Why does murphy's law only apply to me?

Studying the anatomy of the penis really turns me on.

Words of advice: For every cup of coffee you have in the coming weeks, drink at least two cups of water. Also try to at least make a little walk every day to get fresh air. And exercise at least once a week. And drop out of school.

No matter how cute guys are, they all look like sheep when having an orgasm.

My boyfriend and I study together at home. Now I'm the one having "piemelpauzes" and he's the one having "clitoriskwartiertjes". The blok isn't that bad after all.

Today I took a shower, it felt good.
Now I smell funny though.

Just saw my very first confession ever posted, felt like losing my virginity. #blokismessingwithmyhead

Starting a new game of skyrim during den blok is already nominated for worst mistakes of 2015.

You know shit is getting serious when you drink 2 nalus per day instead of 1.

The time I waste on correcting the spelling mistakes of the prof... it's a trap!

When my cat runs around naked and miauws to ask for food, it's all cute and stuff, but when I don't wear clothes and miauw for food, I'm suddenly being disgusting and immature. #doublestandards

I sat next to a confession crew member in the library because I saw him posting the confessions. #Iknowwhoyouare
#AndIknowwhatyoudid

That moment when all the fucking smart people of your year start posting smart fucking questions in your facebook group and smart fucking people start to answer them in a smart fucking way - and you're just like: maybe I should start a group for the herexamens already.