I send my confessions using a private tab. I've got trust issues.

I proofread the confessions that I send more often than my exam answers.

My female friend calls the administrators of this page her 'future boyfriends'.

My little brother learned me how to masturbate by playing games on speelmee.nl.

I cheat on my boyfriend with chocolate.

I still think 'Thuis' is way better than 'Familie'.

When I was at alma, a hot guy dropped his spoon. I picked it up and asked him "wanna spoon?" An hour later, we did.

I wish this page had snapchat for easy photo confessions that get posted afterwards.

As an exchange student I feel very Belgian for having chocolate for dinner during de blok.

I think they should open a library for people who can only study at night.

I think med students only buy a 'jaartrui' to brag in the library about the fact that they are med students.

As a law student, I abbreviate 'protocol' to 'prot'. If someone would read my notes, they would pass by an 'aanvullend prot' or the 'subsidiariteitsprot'.

Thanks to those posts of confession crew members sightings, I now don't trust anyone. Take for example that boy sitting in front of me.

please, don't let the conversation end, please don't...

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I better go crying in een hoekske with some chocolade icecream.

When I'm talking to a hot girl and she laughs very expressively at something I said, I'm never sure if she's just nice, or if she wants my D.