If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero #dontsayineedtostudy.
I just ordered some sexytime with hot marijke.
Things that get me excited:
boobs < freckles < oorstokskes in my ear
Instead of studying for the past two hours I filled out a survey for women about sexual violence. And I'm a guy.
I am as motivated as the guy who drew the Japanse vlag.
My blokpauze right now: dancing to 'Suavemente' by Paul Cless while I'm eating honey out of a jar. #watblokalnietmetjedoet
During the blok, my mother always wants to take me out for a walk, because she thinks I need to get some fresh air. #pleasemom #imnotadog
Studying messes with my mind, I'm starting to believe the birds outside are robots sent by my parents to check how much I'm studying.
When I'm studying, I often get really conscious about simple things. For example I suddenly forget how to breathe, I blink every other second and my tongue gets really uncomfortable in my mouth.
Before I knew what '2 girls 1 cup' was about, I started fapping before the clip reached its climax, because I thought I was in for a hell of a treat. Well...
Back in my first year I used to carry around a bag of googly eyes to stick on things that looked like faces. I used most of them in university toilet stalls.
As a student that has to go to Heverlee everyday, I look down on students that study in the 'social' buildings. I can't help it.
A friend of mine stole a red 'poef' from agora and now its in his kot. Still wondering how he did it.