when I don't know the answer on an exam, I draw Jezus and write: the answer is Jezus, Jezus is always the answer. Can't say no to that, can you? KATHOLIEKE Universiteit Leuven?

I miss having hangovers.

Once, I was so drunk I purchased a WinRAR license.

I love men who have a lekker rond poepeke.

Conversaties tussen studenten dezer dagen: "en hoe ging het?"
"Bwa, cv wel!

The awkward looks you get when you are studying slides of urogenital diseases in a library.

When I ask for a tissue while studying, 9/10 times it's to clean my latje and markeerstiften.

I have a secret crush on Barney/Neil Patrick Harris. He's way out of my league. And we'll probably never meet. And I have a boyfriend.

Family member: so, what are you doing with your life?
Me: it's a surprise!

I've now officially survived a week without take-out food. I'm getting afkickverschijnselen.

I secretly love how active and freaked out I get in exam period. Pain and pleasure?

When I read stuff like 'general population' or 'major trauma', I always make the hand gesture and salute those generals and majors like Ted and Robin.

They should make an alarm of the sound of opening a new Nutella pot. Everybody would wake up in pure happiness.

This morning, I put the "out of order"-paper on the agora coffee machine while it was perfectly functional. It stayed up there for a few hours. Funniest thing I did this week. #satanIsMySavior

My only new years resolution is to get my dick out of the toaster.