I watch Fox News videos as a comedy show.
When I ask for a tissue while studying, 9/10 times it's to whipe my tears from another mental breakdown.
What's worse than studying in de blok? Studying in the blok while being on your period. #ikwilnepotijseneenwarmdekentje #nu
Every time I enter my kot, I'm so scared of that skeleton standing there. #medstudent
I've tried so many things to decrease the amount of mental breakdowns during "den blok" that I'm reading "meditatie voor dummies" at this moment so I can try meditating.
Am I the only one who has these weird dreams when I have studied all day?
My problem is when I start to like someone I like them HARD. It's literally from "omg his smile is soo cute" to "OHMYFUCKINGGOD HIS SNEEZE IS SO ADORABLE. DID YOU HEAR IT?!! OMGJSKAK IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGEL EATING DORITOS OMGG I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF!
Last evening, I opened the oven and I saw my 'Lidl-lasagne' was baked to perfection. It was the happiest moment of 2015 so far. #EmoMomentje #LidlLasagneIsDeBeste
The blok is: Going to the Colruyt and drink just one glass of wine, instead of a bottle.
I gave up drinking during the blok and exams. It were the most horrible fifteen minutes of my life.
Charles Bukowski said 'There's nothing women would like to fuck more than a poet.' I tell every girl I know I'm a poet. Bukowski was a dirty liar.
When I hear the toetaa of the ziekenwagens, I know I'm coming home. #lovebeingmedstudent
On my next oral exam I'm just gonna go with the naked man, works 2 out of 3 times...
I am wondering if breaking bad actually inspired people to start a drug lab on their own.