I'm always so happy when future-me will do all my studying for me, too bad he's a lazy, stubborn asshole.
I'm nervous because I'll see my crush tomorrow, maybe I shouldn't forget that I have an exam to attend too... #priorities
When I'm listening to music in public, I always check my earplugskes to make sure they're not broken and my music isn't playing out loud.
I am more stressed about getting back to social life than failing my exams.
I suspect NMBS workers are required to have an asshole-certificate.
I hope this post is #2015. #LateHappyNewyear
Exam between 14u00 and 18u00. Samson & Gert starts at 17u00. Gotta be fast!
That moment when you're studying the last chapter but you can't concentrate because you're too excited. #almostdone
When I take a break from studying, I think I am Maggie from Spring when she took a break from dancing: "aaaaand break".
As a guy, I sometimes heat up a banana peal and use it masturbate. Its the closest I have gotten to having sex with something other than my hand.
As a guy I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a huge fan of Taylor Swift.
One of the admins isn't funny, the other 3 admins are hilarious.
Doesn't everyone want to check how fast your confession appears on this page? Well, I'm verifying it for you. It's now 15:10. 25/12/2014
Got drunk and threw a condom on a sleeping couple on the bus. Probably saved an unplanned pregnancy.
Vaginas look kinda weird, but it's the inside that counts.