A moment of silence for those girls with a boyfriend who have to shave their legs even though it's winter.
*reads first exam question*
I'll come back to that one
*reads next question*
okay, I'll try that first one again
I've been in love with someone for almost 8 years now, but it's not coming from two sides. It's all I think about from morning 'till evening, and I even dream about it. I always told myself ''don't worry, you'll get over it'' but it doesn't look like that's gonna happen anytime soon, and I'm not sure if I even want to get over it actually... 'cause I keep hoping I'll have a chance someday. I was his first kiss, first girlfriend and I took his virginity, but even after all this he doesn't seem to feel the same. It drives me insane and I really don't know how long I can keep holding on like this.
I named my fluostiften after the von trapp-family.
I shave my balls above every urinal of the KU Leuven.
No seriously, how the fuck do all those pubes get there?
I'm writing a blokdagboek, just like in zombie apocalypse movies, so people know what happened to me if I won't make till the end.
Herhalen... Ain't nobody got time for that!
Well, fuck de blok. I'm gonna live in a treehouse. #neh #whatyougonnadoaboutit
These days, I live on pudding. Only pudding.
My mother always worries I don't have enough time to study. Yet she calls me every day for an hour.
I'm the fear of mathematics because I got no limits! #blijvegaan
Stop with die luide hakken in the bib of you vliegt buiten with your clicks and your clacks.
For every like I will bek someone the next semester.
That awkward moment when you go to pharmacy and the the person waiting in line before you is your prof physics ordering a box of viagra.
I WANNA THROW MY BOOKS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING EEEEH YO, NO COMPRENDO!