My crush is sitting in front of me... Concentration level -9000 #gonnafailallmyexams
My father is taking selfies in the IKEA. I pretend I don't know him. (And yes I should be studying...)
I started a new way to count the days.
Friday.. Saturday.. No not for me!
What do you say? 9th of January ? What is that?
Today it is : ʺ four days till my first examʺ.
I just want to take a moment to thank all of the people who make 'samenvattingen'. Without them I wouldn't made it through my first year.
#psychologystickstogether
I kind of like seeing the arrogant first-years fail miserably. Most just don't know what's coming.
I still have the sound of the Totally Spies' mobile as my message tune.
I only like boys who have a girlfriend. More exciting to catch them.
I still sleep with my winnie the pooh.
I just read a pamphlet about sex, and I’m gonna be honest with you guys: it sounds pretty darn cool.
For my blokpauze I am working on a poem, but I'm kind of stuck..
What rhymes with thundercunt?
Today there was this really hot black guy sitting next to me while studying in the Agora bib. Unfortunately, I was too shy to even give him 'the look'. I really want to know who he is, because I like black guys. This is beginning to sound weird. Help!
2 engelse soldaten zitten onder een boom, zegt de ene: we're under a tak.