I like to look at my snot after I blew my nose, but doesn't everybody?

I have a penis shaped ice cube mold and me and my best friend drink stuff with little frozen penises every day. When my dad drove me here I gave him a glass of water and offered him some ice cubes, forgetting which mold was in my freezer. #GladHeSaidNo

If you ever feel bad, just remember that Musti the cat once bought a new spaarpot with the money he had in his old spaarpot.

I'm 21 and I still have 2 melktandjes.

losing the first thirty minutes of an exam by only filling in your name, number, class and whatever the fuck they want. #painfulhand

Rubbed one out in law library.

My dad likes all my Facebook statuses.

I wanna be the very best.

I use a hack to win on 'de slimste mens' app.

I think prof Lerut has a nice ass.

I think kangaroos are scary.

I think french-speaking girls from brussels are the hottest. They just have 'la classe'.

Can't help to smile when I think of the opportunities the admins of this page have. 'Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of KU Leuven's elite...' Hehehehe

Tomorrow I'm having a statistics exam simulation with the questions in the back of the textbook. Getting up early, rereading, stress, sweat, blood and tears. I'll even wear my lucky underpants.

It really disgusts me when I see my boyfriend rubbing his hand onto his balls/dick in his pants and then smelling his fingers afterwards, thinking I didn't see him doing it.
#pukeinmymouth