My UHasselt boyfriend just spent the whole morning trying to come up with a good confession and asked me to send it in, but I ended up rewriting the whole thing 'cause his just wasn't that funny.
I think the admin is a sadomasochistic son of a bitch.
I pee off my balcony on an almost daily basis.
I always touch my shit when sitting on the toilet. So I feel its consistency.
I always wanted a Hitler moustache.
Appeltans gave me back my safety deposit.
Am I the only one who's still a virgin?
I want to know what Podrick did to the girls Tyrion gave him for saving his life at the Battle of Blackwater Bay.
I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, I have all the books in Dutch and English and I've read them all at least 60 times. I know them almost by heart.
I know for instance professor Dumbledore's favourite flavour of jam.
It's raspberry in case you're wondering.
Vroeger dacht ik dat Grey's Anatomy Grace And Anthony heette.
I am probably never get a masters degree in university, but at least I am a master in curvefever.
Yes, when you get a like on your instagram photo, it's probably when I'm taking a shit.
Fuck it all, fuck it all
Can't handle this shit no more
Fuck it all, fuck it all
But I'm going hardcore
I don't need
Many grades in life
I'll work in the Quick
The smell there didn't bother me anyway