So I waved at this random guy in the library yesterday... He looked like a friend of mine and it is the exam period so my brains are fried. He is now sitting next to me and I am pretty sure I just saw him take a snapchat of me studying. #shitketlaatmijisgerust
I used to think Michael Jackson sang the pokemon theme song.
Netflix just released 10 Seasons of Flikken. Yeah... There goes my exam period...
When I'm running and there are some guys passing by, I always act like I'm a professional runner, even if Evy Gruyaert tells me that I have to slow down. #shutupbitch
I have watched all game of thrones seasons with my dad, we have shared a lot of awkward silences.
Once when I was giving my boy a blowjob, his pubic hair was tickling my nose so I had to sneeze and I infected his willy. For two weeks his penis sneezed sperm all day long.
To the guy calling me a "vuile voorkruiper" while passing the line to the library in an attempt to reach my office, you are probably aware that we correct your exams. May the odds be ever in your favor.
I'm a straight guy and I think The Script are awesome #noshame
Sometimes, I'm still dreaming and hoping Peter Pan is coming to pick me up to go to Neverland.
During de blok I become addicted to Tetris.
When I lose a wimper, I still make a wish when I blow it away.
I think there should be a party-pauze in the bib once a week. I'll put my music speakers on max and everyone needs to start dancing on the tables.
Whenever I hear a name that ends with a 'y', I instantly think of someone marginaal. I'm sorry to all of you out there, I just can't help it!
I'm starting to feel old because miss Belgium is younger than I am.
I'm afraid of small penises. #smalldickophobia