When she says go deeper, but you ran out of poems.
I don't understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day.
Me and my friend observe that one guy in the bib, we don't know his name but we call him Bert. Just because he looks like a Bert.
I honestly think my crush and I would be so perfect together...
I believe that if you wave to the people behind 'de muur' you get a better vlezeke.
I wonder how many calories I burn by running away from all my problems and responsibilities.
Imagine we were al in Hogwarts! Then we were all brewing potions in the library.
I got a fruit bowl for Christmas and I have already actually used it. I am so proud.
Being alone at my kot drives me so crazy that I start imitating the sounds of my clock and my fridge. I also do a great impression of my mom's coffee maker.
A redbulleken a day gives you platten diarree.
I can't remember the taste of beer.
I'm still upset because Adele got into De Tijdloze.
I occasionally look for the hashtag #kuleuvenblokt to check out handsome men but unfortunately there are only ugly selfiebitchkes.
I started reading the game of thrones books, turns out that in the series the producers cut out khaleesi's lesbian adventure in season three... #thanksHBO