I seriously think that I get less goesting in seks because of the hormones in het kraantjeswater in Leuven.
ATP, ATP, ATP, ATP, ATP, ATP, I think the most written word in my bio notes is ATP... I wish I had that much energy.
I'll never forget this address:
P. Sherman
42, Wallaby Way,
Sydney, Australlia
I play my music very loud while I'm taking a shower. That way everyone in the building can enjoy my great music taste. #DudePeopleAreStudyingHere
I cant masturbate without getting disturbed by a friend who stays a couple of rooms further. He keeps disturbing me right before I want to masturbate, or right after I'm done. This is why I cant study in Leuven.
I have 84 pandapoints, but hot singles near me want to have sex with me. So I've got that going for me.
Every time I shave my balls, I get an extremely itchy rash.
Everyone is studying and I'm just sitting here, procrastinating.
The only one who misses me is 9gag.
I like my left boob better than my right boob.
I wish I had gone to class more often.
I wish I was able to motorboat myself.
I haven't done any serious studying the past week, but I've won the Belgian league three times in a row with KVC Westerlo on Football Manager, so that's pretty neat.