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KU Leuven Confessions : #2244

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 19:26

Opinions are like birthdays. Everybody has one and I only know yours because of facebook.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2243

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 19:23

Two months ago, I was having a piemelpauze at my residence when suddenly the fire alarm went off. Fire evacuation simulations are cool and all, but it's way less fun when you need to get outside as quickly as possible with a boner.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2242

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:24

This one time I put laxatives in the mayonnaise at alma 1. I realise now it was a real shitty joke...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2241

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:23

I prefer eating my worstenbroodjes cold...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2240

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:16

I don't wanna brag but the tip of my penis kinda looks like the head of haldis from the bikerboys, ladieeeees?

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2239

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:14

Ik ben Mega Mindy en voor mij ligt een dikke cursus. En als er iets is waar Mega Mindy niet tegen kan dan zijn het wel dikke cursussen.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2238

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:13

I recently found out that clown banana corpse porn is a real thing... I'm scarred for life.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2237

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:11

A mixture of Kabouter Plop, Samson & Gert, Iron Maiden and Marco Borsato drags me through den blok.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2236

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:10

I hate it when I finally meet a good-looking guy and then he's all like: "Hi, my name is Kevin".

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2235

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:09

When the prof stands next to you looking how you are making his exam: 'You shall not work op uw gemakske'.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2234

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:08

I really want to find someone who is willing to dive so deep into the friend zone that we can sleep together just to cuddle.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2233

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:06

I once lost my kroketburger on the way home from the muur to my kot. It just disappeared.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2232

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:05

I think 'Smelly Cat' by Phoebe is one of the best songs ever.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2231

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:03

All I want is nothing more
to see a 10 as my score.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2230

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 18:02

If you ever feel dumb during the blok. Sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches and fall to their death.




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