Opinions are like birthdays. Everybody has one and I only know yours because of facebook.
Two months ago, I was having a piemelpauze at my residence when suddenly the fire alarm went off. Fire evacuation simulations are cool and all, but it's way less fun when you need to get outside as quickly as possible with a boner.
This one time I put laxatives in the mayonnaise at alma 1. I realise now it was a real shitty joke...
I prefer eating my worstenbroodjes cold...
I don't wanna brag but the tip of my penis kinda looks like the head of haldis from the bikerboys, ladieeeees?
Ik ben Mega Mindy en voor mij ligt een dikke cursus. En als er iets is waar Mega Mindy niet tegen kan dan zijn het wel dikke cursussen.
I recently found out that clown banana corpse porn is a real thing... I'm scarred for life.
A mixture of Kabouter Plop, Samson & Gert, Iron Maiden and Marco Borsato drags me through den blok.
I hate it when I finally meet a good-looking guy and then he's all like: "Hi, my name is Kevin".
When the prof stands next to you looking how you are making his exam: 'You shall not work op uw gemakske'.
I really want to find someone who is willing to dive so deep into the friend zone that we can sleep together just to cuddle.
I once lost my kroketburger on the way home from the muur to my kot. It just disappeared.
I think 'Smelly Cat' by Phoebe is one of the best songs ever.
All I want is nothing more
to see a 10 as my score.
If you ever feel dumb during the blok. Sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches and fall to their death.