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KU Leuven Confessions : #2259

Posted on 14 January 2015 at 12:24

I AM NOT FRIENDZONED.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2258

Posted on 14 January 2015 at 12:24

I always tell my boyfriend the truth when I'm drunk, like "I've had sex with that guy while you were gone" but when he gets angry I yell dude I was kidding!" #awkward

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2257

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 23:01

During an exam, I only use my kladblad to calculate how many points I could get.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2256

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:51

I just realised I'm turning 20 this year. It scares the crap out of me.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2255

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:50

Mwooaahh seg hé Gertje, waarom heb jij zo een hekel aan de kok zo!?
Ik heb een hekel aan de blok Samson, DE BLOK POTVERDORIE!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2254

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:49

If there is written 'onenigheid' I always read 'onenightstand'... #nobigdifference

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2253

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:48

Het leven is als een penis. Hard, maar veel te kort.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2252

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:42

If you ever feel stupid in the blok, just try 'Fox news stupid' on YouTube.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2251

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:41

The night before an exam I control my alarm clock at least 5000 times. #okayitput8am #sureIdid? #notsure #yesits8am #bettercheckagain

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2250

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:40

Prof. Braeckman looks like Maurice from the Kampioenen.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2249

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:39

3 maanden was ik op erasmus,
3 maanden heb ik nee gezegd op verschillende meisjes,
ja want ik ben trouw en daar ben ik trots op.

3 maanden was zij alleen in leuven,
3 maal liet zij haar nemen door andere kerels,
ja want ze was blijkbaar niet trouw en daar ben ik niet trots op.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2248

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:39

I've been using Tinder every day for the past 4 months, only just got my first match.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2247

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:37

After sex, my boyfriend sometimes takes a little bit sperm on his finger, then whipes it on my forehead, whispering 'Simbaaaa'.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2246

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 22:36

I automatically assume that all people from west-flanders own a farm.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2245

Posted on 13 January 2015 at 19:27

People who click their ballpens the entire time can burn in hell for all eternity.




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