Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one not drinking alcohol ever.
Is pikachu called pikachu because he always says pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
I just had manual camsex with a boy I met on Tinder.
Every time I go on youtube to watch a video, I find myself 5 hours later watching a tutorial on how to talk to giraffes.
I prefer the rough side of the toilet paper. Is that bad?
I've got another confession to make... I'm your fool!
Romelu and I could be best buddies, I hate kinder buenos.
The picture on my student card is so ugly that when I had to show it to one of the supervisors on my exam she laughed out loud. #awkward
Vibrator just died, my life is over.
When I have a oral exam, I sometimes wear sexy lingerie.
I'm a boy.
I am more looking forward to the new Cinderella movie than the Avengers: Age of Ultron (and I am a male student).
I wish I drank coffee, so I could take hipster Instagram pictures.
I just drew a turtle on my study papers, I called him Jef.
I feel like a zebra who has never seen a racoon before.