I never get friendzoned. I only get "put your pants back on, you freak!"-zoned.
In addition to a fuckbuddy I also want an afwasbuddy: first doing the dishes, then doing each other!
Thanks to snapchat I learned there's such thing as a 'Kite Festival' in India. I think that's enough learning for today.
Ik was een tijdje aan het praten met mijn crush over een film.
Zegt ze: 'Oh ja ik heb de boek daarvan gelezen'
Ik: 'DE boek?'
Zij: 'Ja, van de film?'
Error 404 crush not found.
Read an article today about West-Flemish students being the smartest. Apparently they make better school choices, not too difficult if they only have two options: Agriculture and cattle breeding.
I'm hopelessly in love with my fuckbuddy. While he's doing me, I fantasize about how incredibly cute our babies would be.
Searching a pornstar that looks like your crush...
After all these hours of studying, my head is starting to feel like the one of Oberyn Martell after his fight with the Mountain.
I lose so much time searching for my motivation.
When you know the order of your Spotify study playlist, you know you've studied too much.
If I had to choose between giving up sex or pie for the rest of my life, I'd probably give up sex.
I'm becoming 21 tomorrow, fuck exams, I'm going to Vegas and get drunk.
The Worldometer is the most interesting site ever.
Is it just me, or becomes everyone just horny as fuck during den blok?